February 2012
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Spotify Terms and Conditions
The Spotify Service can be accessed (i) as an ad-supported free-to-the-user service having no monthly cap on listening hours or a cap on number of plays of a unique track during the first 6 months following creation of your Spotify account but thereafter a cap of 10 listening hours per month and a cap of 5 plays per unique track (the “Free Service”) Spotify! It’s really awesome, until...
Feb 8th
January 2012
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According to My Calendar
Yesterday was opposite day. Or i guess I should say yesterday wasn’t opposite day. Because that would be the opposite. I tried to look it up on the internet and I found out that there is no official opposite day. So I guess yesterday really wasn’t opposite day.
Jan 27th
November 2011
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Nov 20th
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October 2011
4 posts
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Oct 9th
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Oct 4th
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Oct 4th
Tardiness.
I’m often late to things and I’m not happy about it.  I’ve come up with an honest excuse for the next time I’m late.  ”There was a wreck on the way here.” It’s me.  I’m the nervous wreck. That’s why I was late.
Oct 2nd
September 2011
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Sep 16th
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Sep 7th
Hey Guys...
I haven’t been active on tumblr for a while, but I want to you guys to know that coming up later this month it will have been a year since I’ve started pursuing comedy.  I will have performed over 40 times in that year and written much more material than I thought possible. Not that most of it was very good anyway, but I’ll be posting a new video soon.  Possibly on the date that...
Sep 2nd
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July 2011
6 posts
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Jul 19th
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Jul 6th
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Jul 2nd
9,564 notes
I’m way to excited about finding this bar that I can ride my bike to. I really need to move downtown. Or to ATL.
Jul 2nd
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Jul 1st
2 notes
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Jul 1st
June 2011
12 posts
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Jun 28th
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Jun 18th
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Jun 18th
6 tags
Jun 18th
146 notes
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Jun 12th
Jun 10th
Jun 10th
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Jun 9th
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Jun 3rd
May 2011
8 posts
May 27th
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May 25th
May 25th
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May 23rd
7 notes
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May 22nd
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May 6th
851 notes
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May 6th
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May 5th
April 2011
46 posts
Our existance, like time, is fleeting.
I just want to love and laugh.
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
10 notes
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Apr 25th
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Anyone got a laserdisc player?
Apr 25th
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“There’s two brain cells up in my head”
– Glenn Beck
Apr 22nd
Ask me almost anything. →
Apr 22nd
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Apr 20th
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Do you think monkeys ever stop and think to themselves “this shit is bananas” ?
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
19,294 notes
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Apr 20th
46 notes
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Apr 19th
4 tags
Apr 19th